Greetings, Earthling

I’m Mary – a Denver native and easily obsessed fangirl 

My heart soars (to infinity and beyond!) when helping super cool visionaries just like you use social media to find your dream clients online.

Celebration, excitement and passion are at the (unicorn hair wand) core of everything I do.

As a Lit major in college, I loved tackling a wacky thesis. Bonus points if I could tie in a wizarding reference. Depending on the professor, the argument could get Monty Pythonian levels of absurd.

Post-grad, I Forrest Gumped my way through a thriving beauty business – even though I wasn’t the most talented Jenny nail professional on the block. My waitlist was packed for the same reason I graduated cum laude with a paper on Harry Potter fan fiction:

Like a smitten little sister, I naturally emulate my audience clients + genuinely celebrate them when we’re together.

Eventually, my nailfriends at CND (aka the world leader in nails, fashion + beauty) noticed. My small social media following community – as lovely as the Little Green Men at Pizza Planet – filled every single one of my nail classes. And now I create the same social media buzz for Denver’s local small businesses!

My passion is rockin’ your Instagram like The Beatles on the Ed SuLlivan Show.

Having gone from self-conscious on social to enthusiastic organic social brand builder, I know what it takes to market your business in a joyful, genuine way.

There’s nothing I love more.

…in addition to exploring 300-year-old breweries and camping on the Cornish coast. Powerful fangirling is conjured in between tasty pints of cask ale.

Things you’d learn about me over a pint of (butter) beer

  • I’m 98% certain my tuxedo cat, Basil, was a killer whale in her past life.
  • From Orlando, Florida to Osaka, Japan – I’ve visited all the Wizarding Worlds on Earth.**
    **Because when I go in, I’m ALL in.
  • I was 5 years old when I first watched A Nightmare on Elm Street. (Thanks, big sisters!)
  • My hair color changes a lot. My first business coach said it was bad for branding, but it actually became a part of my brand.
  • If you know, you know 😉 Virgo Sun/Capricorn Moon/Pisces Rising, Enneagram 7, Manifesting Generator, ENFP-A

Things you’d learn about me over a pint of (butter) beer

  • I’m 98% certain my tuxedo cat, Basil, was a killer whale in her past life.
  • From Orlando, Florida to Osaka, Japan – I’ve visited all the Wizarding Worlds on Earth.**
    **Because when I go in, I’m ALL in.
  • I was 5 years old when I first watched A Nightmare on Elm Street. (Thanks, big sisters!)
  • My hair color changes a lot. My first business coach said it was bad for branding, but it actually became a part of my brand.
  • If you know, you know 😉 Virgo Sun/Capricorn Moon/Pisces Rising, Enneagram 7, Manifesting Generator, ENFP-A

Let’s Keep In Touch!

Add equal parts of fun, quirk + nerdiness to your inbox. Massage your marketing + make your business glow.

Wanna join the list? I solemnly swear respect your privacy.

5 + 8 =